JoK 1 :-Why Boys get Blocked on whataspp....

Boy: What's your Name ?? 

Girl: Palak and you??

Boy: Paneer !!!

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What's UP ?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh 

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : tu Soya hai...?? 

Boy : Nahi...! Mungfali hun.!

*Blocked* 

Girl : See ya !

Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai! 

*BLOCKED!!!* 😛

Girl: Have a Good Day.

Boy: No thank you...

 I like Parle-G more.

*BLOCKED turant!!!*

Boy- Thank you

Girl- My Pleasure

Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar 

*Blocked Forever*

And the best one, 

After fight:

Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin!! 

Boy: Tum kya ho?

 Diwali ho?

 EID ho?

 Ya Holi? 

*BLOCKED!!!